An Utter Lapse of My Sanity: Archive

I really hate when I go sit in the furthest corner of the breakroom and every woman that works here decides to sit at my damn table and hold an entire conversation. Especially when it’s about sex. Goddamn bastards.

Feb 28th

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Miss Twerksum is my 3rd abducted wife.

Roxy Reynolds is my first and Eva Mendez is my second.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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classof1969: marijuana???? more like mari-DONT-wanna! drugs are for thugs. Hey hey hey….hey….hey. Whoa. Don’t do that.

Feb 28th

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If Yamcha was a saiyan, he’d be the first super saiyan. Ain’t no way in hell you can take that many L’s and not feel enough anguish to become a super saiyan man.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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And just like that I’m pissed off.

Feb 28th

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I’m about to use that poem on someone.

Feb 28th

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barrack-opendatbrama replied to your post: Poison can be as sexy as she wants to be. you said tranny is sexy. wear your L with pride bro block Psh. I’m taking the L then. Ain’t gonna front like I didnt think she was sexy before a nigga knew she was a tranny.

Feb 28th

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nahchillhomebro replied to your post: Poison can be as sexy as she wants to be. *brofist* lol better watch out, some of these tumblr men might think you’re gay for calling a translady sexy block Let them come.

Feb 28th

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Poison can be as sexy as she wants to be.

The fact of the matter is, she won’t get any sort of dick from me because I don’t fuck trannies. Stay sexy though Poison. Just know you can’t get the dick.

Feb 28th

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I need some more free time. I just wanna finish Mass Effect 2 with me Femshep so I can have her ready for Mass Effect 3.

Feb 28th

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Nigga I’m poor as hell with the most amazing credit score you’ll ever see.

Feb 27th

Universal tickets are $89.99 a piece. Oh. Okay.

Feb 27th

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“I like your raincoat bitch! You can’t run!”

– Juggernaut

Feb 27th

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Didn’t Jubilee only become good when she became a vampire?

Feb 27th

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That nigga….NEVER………..DOVE.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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I’m seriously starting to get tired of this dude trying me. I haven’t been saying shit because I’m not trying to “start drama” or any of that, but all jokes aside and as me being a real nigga…I’m going to fuck shit up if I hear her tell me ONE MORE thing.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Noah’s confusion made this 2x as funny. Jesus Christ…

Feb 27th

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THEHEADMASTA will forever be the funniest gay guy in denial for all of eternity. “I BEEN HAD TOLD U I GAVE HEAD TO THAT NIGGA IN 9 GRADE FOR DEM ADIDAS U IS AN LIAR”

Feb 27th

I’m mad ol’ boy said never again like it mattered. Once a nigga’s dick graced your mouth with its presence, you’re a dick sucker for life my nig.

Feb 27th

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nahchillhomebro replied to your post: Noah bruh…I mean..they’re girls though. This was… THAT WAS TWO GUYS TALKING!? One was a girl. The one that sucked a nigga’s dick was a guy.

Feb 27th

Noah bruh…I mean..they’re girls though. This was a nigga….that must’ve believed he was still straight…sucking another nigga’s dick for shoes..

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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nahchillhomebro replied to your post: “Hey I don’t even play Mass Effect I didn’t link… Yep, both of your brothers would be getting hit. I’m actually trying not to fuck them completely up for this bullshit. Beating the fuck out of your brothers over a video game and getting kicked out for it isn’t a good look though.

Feb 27th

“Hey I don’t even play Mass Effect I didn’t link that.” Bitch ass nigga cut that shit out.

Feb 27th

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My fucking brothers get on my fucking nerves...

How in the flying FUCK do you link something that isn’t fucking yours to your fucking e-mails?! I can’t access a motherfucking thing on my xbox because one of my stupid ass brothers linked the shit to his email account. I can’t access anything EA related because my OTHER stupid ass brother linked MY PSN to his EA account and he forgot the fucking birthday he used so the lady...

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Either way you look at it, traveling alone during a zombie apocalypse isn’t safe due to the fact that more than likely, you’re going to be lacking in the sleep department unless you’re some kind of genius that can build impenetrable fortresses while traveling with a group means you’ll be traveling with potential zombies and potential “Hey nigga it’s time we...

Feb 27th

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